I learned there are many things to dislike about hospitals. I had never been in one for my whole life up until this year. Now I'm suddenly thrust into the healthcare system and I have no idea what I'm in for.
They still do X-ray imaging. Each time one was done, I was reminded of how my mom earned an X-ray operator certificate but I never found out why she never got a job as an X-ray technician. Everywhere I went there was an X-ray done. They catch them digitally now. No film to develop. I would always ask for a 5x7 and some wallets and Christmas card prints, but they wouldn't give me any. Hey, I posed for you - that's the least you could do!
Ultrasounds of my heart and various other spots were interesting. I wanted a snippet of audio they got from my heart as a ringtone but never managed to get it. I rather liked them checking blood flow in my feet - I looked forward to hearing it.
I rather resented all the deciliters of blood drawn for testing. Not once was I told what they found. I resented the daily draws now that I found out the INR test can be done with a simple finger stick and needs a small drop of blood. I still don't know my blood type. I hated the sensation of the stick. If it hadn't been for my Asperger's, I might have gotten used to it, but sensory issues made the "pinch" feel like getting a roofing nail in my arm.
I once asked a nurse at Hillcrest when the daily blood draws ever stop, and she just laughed at me and said, "That's a joke." eh.... I guess not until I get discharged. And then even after getting to McKinley Health Care Center, they did it once or twice a week - still not told the results. So when the visiting nurse started coming here, she asked if my INR was stable, I had to tell her I didn't know because I was never told.
I also now detest catheters. I begged them to not put one in, but my demands were ignored. Embarrassing - I had my dignity surgically removed and shredded while in the hospital. 2 girls and a guy saw my tallywhacker as he got the tube in. I'm not proud of it - it's nothing special. I had hoped to wait until I was married before a girl I loved saw it.
I had painful pinching and uncomfortable sensations while it was in. Pulling it out was interesting to say the least. It was like suddenly feeling warmth in your urethra. Having control over your own urination was a gift from a god. I had to masturbate to make sure all the pipes were still fine, and to my relief, they were.
Having to shit in a bed pan in front of a nurse and 2 other girls was embarrassing. I don't know what they saw, but when I unloaded a mountain, they giggled a bit and had to leave the room. Well, I was not allowed out of bed for much of my time at Hillcrest. Having other people assist me when shitting was mortifying. I apologized every chance I could even when I was told this was their job to do. So you can imagine the amount of personal joy when at McKinley I was not just able to reach, but also able and alllowed to wipe myself.
Also, when you get admitted to a hospital and they ask you psychiatric questions, don't go and say you had thoughts of suicide and self harm. You get denied a lot of things and get treated in a crazy way. Hillcrest had me getting paper plates and plastic forks and spoons for meals -never saw a plastic knife once. Getting handled with kid gloves barely describes what I experienced. They even stole the flowers my aunt and a cousin sent from Texas.
Oh, I got more.