Wednesday, July 26, 2023

My Fungus is My Enemy

Around this time of year with increased heat & humidity I am beset with a nasty case of what I call Body Fungus. My experience in the hospital 5 years ago taught me that odd red rash I would get at times was caused by a fungus. I don't know the genus but I do know my past attempts at ridding myself of it with soap, water, and hefty burning splashes of isopropyl alcohol, while they worked, required more time. I realized it was a fungus only when I was given antifungal powder while at Cleveland Clinic Hillcrest. I managed to connect the dots.

I have struggled to find that same Miconazole powder, but instead have to settle for Clotrimazole; it could be the same thing. I'm used to Disney Drug Mart's $1 per 1 ounce tube store brand and for the most part, it works. Mom would say any product with Lotrimin on the box regardless of intended marketed use would work on what Lotrimin does. So imagine me with the displeasure of not finding $1 tubes of anything from Wal-Mart and having to settle for a $4 half-ounce tube of Athletes' Foot Fungus cream instead of jock itch sprays which ran over that tube's cost. I was desperate and begged for relief.

4 days later with usages of that expensive product and it has nearly cleared up. Imagine me surprised. I have washed everything I need to stick in where it need stuck so no fungus gets a 2nd chance to do that again. I think old but apparently unlaundered and long unworn underwear harbored my enemy. That will get a dosage of bleach or at least Oxygen Cleaner in addition to detergent. My other hygiene habits couldn't stop this from happening either. Harumph!

Thursday, January 05, 2023

One thing I don't understand

There are a few things I don't get. One of them is dancing. I know people do it and it involves music, but I don't understand how or why people choose the moves they do for bits of music in a composition. What causes them to move an arm or a leg in a certain way or rhythmically or repeatedly. Why that move at that moment?

I do understand there is something like interpretive dance but even then I don't get it. Ballet is interpretive a lot of the time. Then there's square dancing - not sure why the name but I think it involves groups of 4. Line dancing should be outlawed. Disco is actually interpreted jazz for all I know. There are names for stuff and procedures and all that but I still don't understand the Why.

I see videos on YouTube and oh nice there's dancing but I have no opinion on the moves. I get one on the dancer like "Ooh, she's pretty," and maybe one about her costume. But as for the moves... A form of exercise? Non repetitive aerobics for all I know. At least aerobics has a goal in mind.

I really hope nobody asks for my opinion on a dance routine. Some girl will go off and do it in front of me, and then ask me what I thought and I'll be horribly stumped.

I think dancing must be a very confusing and complicated form of marital courtship like birds do. Girls are better at dancing. Not being fat helps anyone wanting to dance. Good shoes apparently is a must. Don't ask me to do it because not much will happen.