OK. So you see those stupid YUM! Brand Kentucky Fried Chipmunks
commercial where this "family" goes to the supermarket to see if they
can do a KFC Family meal by buying it at the grocery store.
What it consists of is Biscuits, 1 side (like baked beans), and 7 pieces
of chicken. The meal, that is. Let's not forget coleslaw. Most people
want that. Or corn. Hey, let's consider it all.
Now, right off the bat, I'm going for the cheapest route for this meal.
So let's knock off the Biscuits, pre-made, in a tube. And for the sake
of prices, we're Buying It All at Aldi's. Biscuits right now are about
$1.20 for the tube, grand buttermilk style.
Corn in a can, whole kernel, is 45 cents. or just under.
Chicken in pieces for frying. Prolly about $4.00 or so. I'll have to
check this. Remember, these are ALDI'S prices. not some rip-off major
chain like Giant Eagle. Aldi's even beats Walmart a lot of the time.
anywho, consider it a 3 pound bag, frozen.
OK. So now you need to find a way to coat the chicken before you cook
it. Flour is likely in the coating. You can either use a packet of dry
Italian dressing mix or try this, which you can find on the net:
Garlic Salt (1 Tablespoon per serving)
Onion Powder (1 Tablespoon per serving)
Sugar (1 Tablespoon per serving)
Oregano (1 Tablespoon per serving)
Black Pepper (1 Tablespoon per serving)
Thyme (1 Tablespoon per serving)
Basil (1 Tablespoon per serving)
Parsley (1 Tablespoon per serving)
Celery Salt (1 Tablespoon per serving)
Salt (1 Tablespoon per serving)
Paprika (1 Tablespoon per serving)
I'm not sure what else you'd need to do to coat the chicken, but let's
say you already have those "herbs and spices" (I know we do!) and the
flour = Cost $0. Total $5.65 so far.
Now the actual secret behind cooking the chicken is to use a PRESSURE
COOKER. This keeps the juices in the meat. Even Red Barn restaurants
knew this! So let's just say you have one of these, too. And vegetable
oil. I guess you could try to pan fry the chicken, or put it in a
covered roaster in the oven.
Anywho, let's see.. if I go to Aldi's and buy the chicken and the
biscuits, perhaps a can or 2 of corn, I still have some leeway and still
be under $10 if I go to one store and get a 2 liter bottle of Coke Zero
for about $1.15 and STILL be under $10. Or if I have to change my price
on the frozen pieces of frying chicken up $2 - I'd STILL beat the KFC
Challenge. I can add coleslaw and dressing and STILL beat it. I know
where the best prices for all that are to be found.
Sorry, YUM. You lose again.
It's pathetic.
BTW: Have you ever noticed that 20 oz bottles of pop cost more than 2
liter bottles? Those have 67.63 ounces in them! Why do 20 oz bottles of
pop cost more? It doesn't make sense.
And for you idiots who hate the use of the word "pop" for "carbonated
soft drinks," you're still idiots. I don't use "Soda" because that
implies Baking Soda or other significant amount of SODIUM, and as you
can see on the side, there's very little "salt" in "pop". It's not a
redneck term, it's just what some people have learned to call the stuff.
Because when you opened a 16 oz glass bottle (and I'm old enough to have
done so) the top "pops" off the bottle, therefore the drink is "pop".
Ever heard the term "pop bottles"? You could find and return them to
grocery stores for the deposit. Some stores around here got pissy about
that and would ask if you bought it at their store. That's beside the
point. The deposit was so that the glass bottle WOULD GET RETURNED AND
REUSED. The bottling company would in turn reimburse the store for the
return of their bottles. I miss pop bottles. If you found enough of them
in the park, you could buy yourself some ice cream at Dairy Queen, which
for cheap ass people, was almost a hobby.
Finding crayfish in the stream was almost as fun.
Anywho, ask the older people around you and in various regions around
this country what they'd call it - pop or soda?
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