AAARRRGHH Get out of my eye!!!

There's nothing more annoying or aggravating than being woken up because
some particle of something got in my eye and I can't seem to find it
with a Q-tip and eye drops help only a little.

I don't know what it is. Maybe an errant eye lash. or eye booger or
whatever. I can't GET IT OUT! ARRGH! It irritates my eye when closed,
when open, when I blink, or even move it around. I've irritated it and
part of my eyeball turned red - in the sense that it's not bloody, just
irritated.

I wish I had one of those eyewash thingies. I WANT THIS OUT OF MY EYE.
Usually I can get them out right away but this time it's holding on for
its life.